Yesterday evening, I was just rolling some thoughts around in my mind ala George Carlin.

I was recalling that the deceased Right Rev. Jerry Falwell had attributed the 9-11 attacks on America due to God being displeased with the morality of America including those hot button issues of gay rights, abortion, etc.

I was also recalling that the Right Rev. John Hagee attributed Hurricane Katrina to God being displeased with the city of New Orleans for being a hotbed of immorality. Hagee never explained why God decided to do Hurricane Damage to the Mississippi and Alabama gulf coast. I suppose this was just God's collateral damage.

Now I'm wondering what Hagee would say were God's intentions when he,she or it, (I'm not sure about the gender of God or if it has a gender in the first place) decided to do damage to those good hardworking eople in Iowa, Illinois and Missouri. Is Hagee going to pronounce the intentions of God in flooding heir land and punishing them.

Why these are hardworking, God Fearing midwesterners, unlike those morally challenged people in Louisiana,who elected an immoral hypocritical US senator named David Vitter who frequents prostitutes but who announced publicly that he had a hotline direct to God and God told him he forgave him. It certainly makes me feel good hat God forgave him otherwise Vitter might have been struck down like Tim Russert who Hagee would say ffended God by being a devout Catholic. Hagee preaches against Catholics and calls them evil.

Naturally, it's not evil for Hagee to preach that we need to nuke Iran and destroy every single man, woman and hild. They are all infidels you know.

Surely Hagee could discern God's intentions about this flood since he seems so damn cocksure about Louisiana.

Well, I have a few suggestions as to what God's intentions might have been. Maybe he didn't like all that corn eing made into ethanol to power automobiles instead of being used as food. Maybe he didn't like Iowa voters oing for Obamarama and Illinois and Missouri were just collateral damage. Your guess is as good as mine as he punished bedrock christian prostestants. Guess I should call and ask that moon faced five by fve piece of of blubber otherwise known as John Hagee why.

Now as to all the other zillion catastrophes like earthquakes, fires, volcanos, tornados, etc that occur world wide on a regular basis, I would love for Hagee to give us the intentions of God for each one.

Isn't it ironical that I was in the insurance business for 35 years engaging in that fine art of protecting people gainst those dastardly "Acts of God" listed in the insurance contract. I warned people that we would never now when God would strike next or how he would strike or for what reason he would strike. Forewarned is
forearmed I would say and sign below and give me your check. This piece of glibness worked like a charm.

I think George Carlin would have liked what I wrote above, but would have made it a lot funnier and would have sed his little list of words you can never say and would have referenced the fact that he often stated that he majority of people are just plain stupid and especially the ones who buy into the Hagee, Swaggert and
Ron Parsley crap.

Bob

PS The next time I see in the media where ilk such as Sen. Vitter, Newt Gingrich, Rev. Jimmy Swaggert, Rev. Ted Swaggert and many othres say that God forgave them for their pecadillos, I'm going to puke. It appears there will be a lot of puking going on unfortunately. I wouldn't puke if they weren't such hypocritcal jerks who manipulate a certain segment of society that is rationally challenged.