Ya know, I've been thinking about this whole global warming mess. When I starts to thinkin, I'sa get creative sorta.
All this talk with the newly minted jargon of "carbon foot print" and "carbon credits" makes a lotta sense right?
I think we need to get with the program. Everyone should send their gas eating carbon emitting vehicles to the junkyard.
Autos, truck, motorcycles, power boats, motor scooters, tractors(nothing wrong with mules) and airplanes. Hell we don't need 'em. Let's all acquire bicycles and horses.There is no reason we can't use them for most of our daily trips. Hell, we can walk to visit grandma even if she lives 100 miles away. Just allow more time for the round trip. It's actually healthier and we could put doctors out of business.
But, we can build rickshaws and hire Mexicans to pull us if you're that damn lazy. Incidentally, there is no reason why someone has not invented a sail to be mounted on a bicycle. I was gonna do it but it requires too much effort in this endeavor.
Just think of the new jobs this will create in construction of rickshaws, bicycles and building livery stables not to mention saddles and other things that go with a horse.
Not just those but, think if you want to travel to faraway places, you can go on a large sailboat. This would be a boon to the shipbuilding industry. We don't need a damn "Dreamliner" unveiled by Boeing yesterday. How in the hell is that gonna line my dreams? That's just BS marketing. If Boeing thinks they are going to "line" my dreams, they have to think of something else such as being 30 years younger and having a Lear jet with beautiful maidens helping me sip good red wine and giving me a decent massage. If Boeing can "line" your dreams with less, I feel for you.
Nobody needs these rapid transit devices. Let's slow down and smell the roses. Let's cool this frenetic pace that has wormed it's way into our culture. Just think, less stress and ergo, less heart attacks and strokes. It's a win win situation folks.
Let's build thousands of grids of electricity using windmills. The hell with the animal rights groups who say these blades kill and injure birds. With millions of these wind generators, we might just produce enough electricity to give us a couple hours of light in the day and coupled with solar power
we get to watch TV also if we don't have too many cloudy days.
I'm not sure we could run the air conditioner for too long though. But sweating is good for you and cleanses the body of the toxins produced by all that red meat you eat. My grandparents on my father's side lived to almost 90 years old eating red meat, lard and eggs everyday but, people don't live that long now eating this fare since they found out by eating like that they will not live that long. I call it the Law of Expectations of Longevity.
Yeah, we need to cut back on those emissions. I think we should nuke all of Latin America and Africa, China and the middle east plus India. Heck, this would probably cut the world's population by 70% or more. Just think in a few strokes we could reduce emissions by that much. Dead people don't emit anything.
Also, God's job of rapturing up the dead wouldn't be affected as most of those dead are not Christians so no loss there. We would end terrorism and illegal immigration as a by product. But remember, we would need a few illegals to pull the rickshaw. But on second thought, we have enough within our borders now to carry out this transportation plan of pulling a rickshaw.
Anyway, just some common sense planning and carrying out this plan that I have suggested might save our planet and consequently the ones of us that remain. You know how it is, if we don't think of ourselves, nobody else will.
I don't believe those Russian scientist who say it's not the normal tilting of the earth that has occurred thousands of times that's causing global warming.
What the hell do the Russkys know anyway. Just because they have a space station up there for many years that they allowed us to use doesn't mean they are technical savvy. They have been lucky that's all or bought it from aliens from another planet. Does anyone seriously think that a Russian who drinks a bottle of vodka daily could conceive of sending a satellite space station up? Get real folks.
I don't believe those photos I saw on TV recently that reflected that in 1932 there was the same or more of retreating ice on the polar caps. I think the photos were doctored to counter Al Gore.
Yeah, I think I have the idea of how to solve this problem. The big question is, will we Americans and Europeans carry it out?
Bob
PS They ain't gonna take my boat or my Harley except over my cold and dead body.
PPS Does anyone out there have a better plan than this one? If so, let it hang out.
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