Excuses for Bush and the Neocons to Attack

I was just musing and after observing the swarm of hummingbirds fighting for a perch at the feeders on my balcony, I decided to put the musings in a written form.

Terror scenarios that Bush and neocons would love.


Well, they could ask for a group of Mexicans to fly over the superbowl and drop jalapeno peppers. The fans would eat the jalapenos and there would be a mass asshole burning. Then Bush would have an excuse to bomb Paraguay as they are suspected of importing jalapeno seeds and might plant them.

Another thing they could ask for is a few Colombians flying over Washington DC in a rented cargo 747 and dropping thousands of pounds of cocaine, heroine and pot. It would incapacitate our government people and Bush would then have an excuse to bomb France as the
small company that leased the jet could have been located there and besides Bush doesn't like French Fries or even Cajun food.

A law would finally be passed prohibiting the term "French Fries." The Republican congressman (I believe from S.Carolina) who filed that law back in
2002 would finally see it passed. We all remember those dirty cowardly bastard French and Germans who wouldn't go along with dropping phosphorus bombs on downtown Baghdad at night in a sneak attack killing, burning and maiming thousands of little children. Shame on them.

Or since Honduras produces a lot of palm oil which is known to drastically increase cholesterol, there is fear that it might export vast amounts of it and infiltrate the American food chain and cause a huge increase in heart attacks. Therefore Bush could sex up the case for bombing Costa Rica because they just might do this in the future as they also grow palm oil and could potentially do this to.

Another would be Cubans flying over various parts of America and dropping Salsa CD's which would convert the populace to have a dancing addiction and make them lose interest in work. Horror of horrors! Workers productivity gone down the drain. Then Bush would mount a campaign to bomb Puerto Rico as they produce a lot of Salsa music CDs and they might just do it in the future so it's better to kill them now and not to wait.

Here's a good one also. India is fabricating and exporting to us all those skin piercing metal adornments that our youth are using for lip, tongue, eyebrow and nose rings thus dumbing down and desecrating their bodies. It it felt that China will begin to do this so let's bomb China.

The very best scenario is that the English writer who wrote Harry Potter has done a direct attack on our religion. All the Christian evangelicals are screaming that this is the devils handiwork and is an athiestic attempt to secularize our young. Then we should attack New Zealand as the movie was filmed there and we would prevent any more movies being made there.

It is specifically noteworthy that we did not bomb Saudi Arabia where the attackers in 9-11 came from and Prince Bander was a visitor on Bush's ranch where he was seen holding hands with Bush and Bush greeted him with a kiss on the cheek.

Isn't it fun to play with scenarios?

Bob